Why does this big, silly world ever surprise me?
I love how banana clips look with long hair. Drop me a line if you rock them. I’m an attractive, fit, professional, SWM. Please be intelligent, fit, and attractive.”
The math is simple here:
12 year old boy + accessory accentuating a feminine focal point (in this case, long hair) = lasting sexual imprint. Ta-da! Check this space in 24 years for several gentle inquiries for smart, fit, attractive women who regularly sport jeggings. It is our destiny as a species.